Post by damon james salvatore on Mar 23, 2011 14:31:09 GMT -5
DAMON, SECOND NAME SALVATORE!
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Dear Diary,
Today I... *rips the page out of the notebook balls it up and throws it in the fire* "Nope sorry diary fans, I just can't do it. Well that's not true I could start a di...journal. But simply because this is called the Vampire Diaries I refuse. And I'll do you one better all those diary writters are sissified, pathetic, boring people with nothing better to do with their lives then write in some book they don't want anyone to see but leave it out places where people are obviously going to read it. It's complete insanity I tell you."
"Now do you want to know what real fun is? Real fun is going out in the woods looking for some campers. You lure one out by making spooky noises, which should be an obvious signal to stay in the tent but do they? No, because they're sheep! So out one comes, you rip their throat out drink all the blood throw the body in the tree above the tent and wait for the next tasty snack." Damon sighs, "Yes those were the good old days. Before my l... affection for Elena castrated me into wanting to stay in Mystic Falls, which required a very precious sacrifice. The ability to kill the people I feed off of, because do that and the town council goes on a rampage looking for the vampire's head!"
Damon plops down into an armchair with his legs hanging over the arm, "Yep. Life's just one big barrel of laughs when you fall in love with someone better than you! But let's be completely honest here, it suuuuccckssss! At least I get to hit the bottle whenever I want and because Elena sees me as the bad guy I can make mistakes and be forgiven for it. Stefan on the other hand... Well if my little brother ever makes a mistake he is screwed! Which is what I'm counting on." *Raises both eyebrows twice and smiles*
"I know the good guy is supposed to win technically, but I'll let you in on a little secret." Leans forward and whispers, "There's no chance in hell!" Leans back against the opposite arm and folds his hands behind his head, "Yep! Only a matter of time now before Elena is mine and my dear brother has another event in his life to feel guilty over. Ain't life grand?" Grabs a glass of whiskey and holds it up, "Bottoms up!" Shoots the whiskey puts the glass on the table and smiles. "Ah!" Scene fades with Damon laughing.[/font]
Michelle: 29: Eastern Time
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